So, ah... Cleo told me today that I should take her out to a nice dinner. And I could, um, use some help. With everything. I've never done anything like this before! And there are a lot of older folks on here... that have been around the block a few times... and that could help me.

Please?

NIEN! NIEN! A THOUSAND TIMES NIEN ( Read more... )

Oh man, the doggy balls have been selling like... like rubber hotcakes! It was enough to convince Jo... Cleo to date me again! Rubber really is the very strongest adhesive.

Ugh, I have to write this paper for a "special project" Mr. Sheepman. He wants me to ask people what they dreamed they were going to grow up to be as kids, and what they turned ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I joined this "LiveJournal" thing because JFK mentioned that Cleo had one. I got all excited for nothing because she's obviously not on here. This place would be a lot shinier and more beautiful if she was, which it kinda... needs. Eeeew. Looks a little dusty ( Read more... )