Hi my name is Jill. I like alligators and ice cream, mouse pads, woodpeckers, and dynamite. I love you soo very much.

Every day and night
Every day and night
I can see yr disco disco dik is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin time
I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind but
Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
One, two, three, four
You got what you been asking for
Yr so policy free and yr fantasy wheels and ( Read more... )

SUPERBOWL IS HERE!! MO FO! Hell Yeah!

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So yeah, i dont really do this journal thing that much anymore, i guess ive been busy and what not, but isn't that everyones excuse.

New Years is in 1 day and 15 hours and 25 seconds, but whos really counting?? yea its in like 2 days. Im going to My sweethearts house, and it will ne fun because i say it will be, ok?ok.

I quit karate, but ( Read more... )

4 Days and counting

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!

Ok i have nothing else to say . . .

wakeskatexx16: i shaved my arms n armpits cuz i was bored n wondered whut it would feel liek

hahahhahahhah I lovee that kid . . . ben sprinkle

mwahahahahhahah.

Ok i confess i havea  problem . . . a Shopping problem . . . can neone hjelp me hmm . . . nooooooooooo!

Napoleon Dynamite  9 days and COUNTING!

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?" "My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done, the guy says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?" ( Read more... )

I just finished reading one out of two of the best books ive ever read, it is called:Invisible Monsters.
Thanks to astrid i read that book, i want to read all the other books by the author, hes the author of fight club, which is a good movie.

So lets talk about neil and his Love Triangle(because thats what it is) haha im only writing about it ( Read more... )

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE ( Read more... )