Hello, everyone! I haven't written here in a while as you may have guessed. That's because I've been out on daring adventures. I've fought wars with pandas and cacti. I've been called a Dem-God, a Christian, a comedian, a traitor. I've have extinguished lives like candles in the wind. I have brought the judgment of God Himself upon my enemies. I ( Read more... )

*sigh* Why can't everyone just get along? More importantly, why are most people dumb and jealous all the time? It boggles my mind ( Read more... )

This is a Test.

If you can read this, it means I'm slightly awesome.

Beware. The Beast is near.

Nah, Just kidding.

...meow