Stronzo!

[blaising_fury]

I have been viciously attacked by a GRYFFINDOR

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[mistressmalfoy]

Oh! That's so dreadful! When will the Headmaster learn to be more concientious when choosing his students? If he'd shown some discretion when sending out his silly letters then perhaps that little Mudblood hooligan wouldn't have been there to attack you in such a way.

[blaising_fury]

I don't understand most of the Headmaster's motivations and I won't pretend to understand why he was not more mindful when selecting students. All I do understand that my face has been MARRED and I would like to see some RETRIBUTION.

[mistressmalfoy]

I will see what I can do. There is certainly no reason to destroy a work of art as lovely as your visage. It's a crime, to be sure.

You'll let me know if there's anything else I can do to ease your suffering? I am already sending an owl to Draco tonight, perhaps I could include something in it for you as well?

[blaising_fury]

Grazie, Signora. It most certainly is a crime. Perhaps even the crime of the century.

Of course, but I must tell you that my suffering has already been eased quite a bit due to your display of concern. If you find that you should like to gift me with some thing to ease my mind, I would be most appreciative but it is decidedly not necessary.

[pure_nobility]

Colin Creevey did that? It looks very painful. Of all the Gryffindor nerve.

[blaising_fury]

Yes he did. And it IS. I daresay payback will be more than hellish.

[pure_nobility]

It's a pity that there is no use in marring his face. I fear no one would really notice.

[blaising_fury]

It might actually be some sort of improvement. We can't have that.

[bullystrode]

Creevey did this??!! That little rodent. Are you okay, caro mio, aside from your face being marred?

[blaising_fury]

Yes he did, amenita. I will be all right, cara. Rest assured, I will not allow this insignificant little Gryffindor to deter me from living a full life.

[bullystrode]

I have great faith in you, caro mio. And I know Creevey shall be punished.

[blaising_fury]

You are truly astounding at times, cara. So many punishments, all so very much amusement at our fingertips.

[hammerdean]

Hol. Ee. Shit.

[blaising_fury]

I am bilingual and I have no idea what you just wrote.

[hammerdean]

Translation = Damn, Zabini Blaise.

What did you do to the kid?

[blaising_fury]

Thank you. I will sleep soundly now knowing what that mumbo-jumbo actually meant.

Apparently he took offence to the fact that I would return books to the library and decided to punish my oh-so-rash actions.

[rockstarmck]

oh don't be such a twat. colin's the size of a hobbit, now really, pick on someone your own size.

[pure_nobility]

What is a hobbit, and is it also in need of a thorough de-limbing?

[rockstarmck]

Tolkien my friend. if you learn nothing from me, learn about Tolkien.

[blaising_fury]

Get out of my journal, Promoter of Vulgarity.