i am taking this opportunity to announce my retirement from both music and the wizarding world. i've become so very tired of everything. i'd just like to stay locked away in my little house and become one of those old women with nine cats (shane and i already have four!) and create the music i want to create. everything i write now is fine, i ( Read more... )

today is lemmy's birthday. long live lemmy ( Read more... )

err...so, um...terribly sorry...this thing took a highly regarded place in the Los Angeles Hilton next to the Gideon Bible. unfortunately, i don't read the bible much, so it kind of sort of got...err...left? so, um...someone in the ministry might want to check with the maids there (I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALLIN AMERICA) because they looked rather ( Read more... )

so...did you know what aluminium and microwave ovens are not, i repeat, NOT compatible! and if you did...could you tell me where i was when this information was being handed out? ohhh...right...in a completely different universe!!111 i must remind shane of this the next time he tells me i'm a horrible cook. i could be a fantastic cook, if i cheated ( Read more... )

i thought for a bit that i'd become a hermit. but then i realized that i'm too egotistical for that. plus the world only really needs one famous recluse and we already have j.d. salinger for that (who, i would like to mention, ought to be taught in muggle studies ( Read more... )

you know, when i was in school, i always felt invisible. people were my friends but they just didnt see me. and i felt so isolated, even when i was surrounded by the people i loved. because they were older, and moving up, and on, and doing great things with their lives and i felt like i was stuck. because musicians dont save the world, or even ( Read more... )

so i kind of on accident made shane's girl's nose twice the size of her head. totally accidental. right. and it's just a slight plus that it makes her shut the hell up for once.

but he's going to be home in a bit so i must find a way to restore the nose and obliviate. but, will wait until the last possible bloody moment.

ohh, this is quite a

holy bloody fuck. im back. home. sweet. home.

i swear if bloody fucking shane ever 'intervenes' like that again i'll kill him. bloody intervention. yeah, that sort of intervention. bloody fucking hell. awayaway from everyone and everything that apparently makes me this...you know. fuck fuck fuck. yeah. little cottage ( Read more... )

its cold.

my arm is burning. when he took me he burned me with something. it felt like a cigar. it hurts.

Safe in the womb ( Read more... )

its so quiet here.

and everyone is so strange. and simple. andandand...

my head feels numb.