aleve: do not take more than 3 a day....jamey took six and i have had four.

franzia: boxed wine is for soccer moms and shiteholes. but five liters will do the trick

"if you drink three or more alcoholic drinks a day and take any amount of aleve...your stomach will bleed and you will die."

...thank god.

so it is like: regatta. hottest peop[e there. and if you dont konw then you is out...

lake. i smell like dead fish and critters. sick, but fun.

shower time because my skin just may rottttt off.

oh. and i smell like fish. whoopsie. b ecause the "lake" was unsuitable to swim in. eek

likewise as in the aforementioned james morgan post, the fire alarm did go off. because some CUNTRAG, like usual, thought it would be cute to wake EVERYONE UP. plus, there is NO COLD WATER (?) (does that actually happen) (?) in the 2nd floor showers. so i am scalded. PLUS lab is about to kill me. h o w e v e r my only saving grace is my "word-a-day ( Read more... )

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so i dont really sleep anymore i just have these really intense sequences of images in my head. but like i dont wake up from them...last nights ( Read more... )

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okay so its officially here. t h a n k g o d .

lets all take this opportunity to r e l a x .

however i am going to miss everyone who reads this .... ?

see y'all in april.

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