tequila is my new best friendtenderloinsMay 18 2004, 22:35:20 UTC
take me to athens with you. i can sleep on the floor and pay $5 rent a month and a percentage of the utility bizills. i'll skip probation and become a coke dealer so i will have plenty of da cash to support our rock star lives. after a few months, i will move to mexico where i am going to start my new life as a big time coke dealer. by then i will have burly muscles and rhinoceros balls. every year i shall send you a postcard to let you know i am still alive and that i am living a splendid gangsta life. sooner or later i shall move to antarctica and start a new government and live in teepee-style igloos. this is my dream and you are a part of it. love always, the langster
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love always,
the langster
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