i think its ridiculous how difficult it can be for some people to move on. there are just some things in life that people get hung up on so easily (relationships) and may not ever let go of them. in some cases, you can tell that the person(s) involved want to move on, but wont allow themselves to do so. two of my friends dated during their last ( Read more... )

ive got a business proposition for anyone interested (and rich!). i recently discovered a hidden talent of mine: adult novel writing. its quite a simple and easy art. i do, however, need someone with a good bit of money so we can open an adult novel publication. you can publish anything else you want, just provide me with enough funding to ( Read more... )

i believe i am slowly losing hope for this world, and my part in it. id like to start off by saying that there are many wonderful people out there that i would love to meet and become friends with, but i just havent met many of those. the commoners in this world are people i usually cannot tolerate. they annoy the hell out of me. this, for ( Read more... )

a wiseman once said, "when i look into the mirror, i see all of my friends." the only thing i gather from this is that my friends sure are ugly ( Read more... )

i am extremely pissed right now. i am now supposed to be at work, doin' my thing. BUT, i overslept and called and it turns out that i might get fired. waiting for the boss man to call me back so i can talk to him. hope he has a heart because he has fired people for shit like this, and i dont blame him. but it sucks that it is me in the ( Read more... )

man. i guess sometimes i can come off as a gay guy to people that dont know me. it is really weird because in the past few days, several of my coworkers asked me if i was gay. do i really seem gay? i can sort of see how certain people would question my sexually, but not really. is there something about me that cause people to think that i ( Read more... )

my little brother cracks me up. he has been in his room for the past two hours, receiving a BJ i do believe. anyway, he comes out and starts talking about how it has been raining and it is "party time" (shrooms). what the fuck is wrong with this kid? or whats wrong with me rather?

my parents are out of town next week. house to myself (for a few days). time for a huge party. i guess ill have a 15 kegger with 5 tubs of hunch punch and swamp frog each. everyone i know is invited. only requirements are that a)the cops are called b)at least 10 couples have sex on videotape and c)5 people must die. see you there.

i think i am going to become a drag queen. it seems like an interesting lifestyle. im sayin, i would get to get all fixed up everyday and hit on boys and dance like a slut. once i win enough drag queen contests, i will get a sex change and begin my modeling career. ill become famous and after i have had enough, i will reveal my true identity ( Read more... )

i've been watching this 80's movie about bicycle racing with kevin costner in it. right now, he's riding in the van instead of racing because he has some weird disease where he bleeds from his nose and ears and shit. i don't know what it's called, the disease or the movie. but i need the score because its full of great syntesizer beats and ( Read more... )