x  A scary horrible monster lives below my bathroom sink.

x  Ashley Cato does not gamble
And no, you cannot make her.
She does, however, chug alcohol at a surprisingly rapid pace at the slightest encouragement.

x  Amber, dearest
I'll be attending a concert in Ft.Lauderdale on July 6.
And I'm sure I could take time out to visit you
If you play your ( Read more... )

Mr. Matt Skiba,
Enough already with the macabre idoltry undertones and clever euphemisms.
I accept it.
You and I
are simply meant to be.

I take pleasure in watching others cry...
which might explain why I enjoyed graduation.

I take solace in second-hand smoke...
which might explain why I enjoy riding in Ash's car.

Hangin’ ’round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade

The end is near my friends... The end is near....

May the bliss of summertime fall upon each and every one of your lives....

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

And if that happens to be the life of a carnie, involving a love affair that just doesn't quite work out...
So be it.

( Prom Picures )

x  Situations are confusing right now.  Lately I’ve been worried that I’ve been making all the wrong choices.  And that maybe we’ve all become what we hate.  Or maybe we just are.  But we’re having a good time.  Most of the time.  So it’s ok.  Right?

x  In any case, days like today make things less distant.  My girl Ash is a joy, and deserves a ( Read more... )

Good night, Mitch.

It's Spring break, and I deleted my last stupid entry.

See people, have fun. Do stupid shit. Catch things on fire, cut off your thumbs, set off fireworks,

Drink beer, drink liquor, drink water, drink Red Bull,

wait, don't drink water.

Play Nintendo, make fun of people, watch a movie, make a movie, sing a song, go to Mexico and steal a goat,

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x  I love my life
And all the people in it
Including you.

Friday - Lovely.
Saturday - Even better.
Sunday - So far undetermined.

x  My favorite cashiers ask me if I know someone named T-bone.
The best kids to criticize skateboard outside of Starbucks.
The coolest boys order cheeseburgers without meat and smoke cigarettes down to the filter.

x  For now, ( Read more... )