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When wrapping presents, be sure to choose
the roll with the least amount of paper on it.
Use a lot; people like adventuring to find what
they get.

You don't want to be left defenseless when
the wrapping paper tube battle ensues.

I baked/cooked/sculpted meats for my 
Mother's Christmas food givings and
office parties and all that kind of stuff.
[Her back hurts-- she's not cooking.]

I put sugar in everything.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

My dad practices the Dark Arts;
He's teaching me his ways.

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On my run this evening,
an inflatable Santa
Claus stopped me.

He said:

"When 1 + 1 = 1, we're screwed."

[thanks for the advice]

The world is a giant snow globe.
You gotta shake it up every once in a while.

I feel like that turkey
on the google homepage
in their logo thing.

Thanksgiving:
Mmm Mmm Good.

I can see the future.

Brush your teeth tonight, kids!