3rd - [video]

[blamemymom]

[The recording starts off a bit shakily, the camera directed at someone's shoes while there's a bit of muttering in the background. Then the SFC is set down to show one of the rivers flowing through the city.]

There we go.

[With that, Francis steps into the screen, addressing the camera.]

My fellow Vatheon...ites. Vatheonians. ...Vatheonese? [

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[redcloakedthief]

You are full of good ideas, aren't you? I am sure we'll be free in no time!

[blamemymom]

No kidding. I have complete faith in my duck scouts.

[redcloakedthief]

Maybe they will have useful information...if they ever come back.

[blamemymom]

They aren't officially missing in action until they've been gone for two months without reporting in.

[whippitydafool]

....

[Really. Kids these days.]

I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but... You really need a hobby.

[blamemymom]

Who's to say this isn't my hobby?

[beheads]

[The video feed clicks on and a blonde smiling man salutes gravely.]

Go with God, little brave scouts... return soon, and if you should perish in the mission then may your souls find their way to the bathtub in the sky.

[blamemymom]

That's the spirit! I'm sure your words will touch their rubber hearts and motivate them to give their best for our cause.

[beheads]

And who are you, to General such a sterling army of quacking pioneering scouts?

[blamemymom]

The name's Francis. Formerly a cadet in my own world, I came to realize that I'm the only one from my academy in Vatheon and thus I promoted myself. To Commandant.

[aimforthesun]

... Really?

[blamemymom]

Really really.

[aimforthesun]

[Slow clapping]

[blamemymom]

[Overdramatic bow.]

[willtakeuhome]

Haaauuu, those rubber duckies are so cuuuuuute~!!!!

[blamemymom]

They prefer the term "endearing" or "valiant", actually.