Sorry, but you've reached Billy Iketani's voicemail! I'm not here at the moment, so please leave a message. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. ♥

[Beep!]

[ooc: Just mark if it's IC or OOC. <3]

( filtered to matthew )

[For those who've seen other broadcasts of Billy's, this one notably starts off differently-namely because most of the time, he's trying to hold himself together.

... This time, he's just trying to hold himself from snickering, and only partly succeeding. He smirks, holding up a letter.]I think I have a fan. Or, well, maybe 'stalker' would be more ( Read more... )

Why?

[-is the first word that comes out of this feed, because Billy doesn't care to turn on the video feed, though his voice alone should convey his thoughts clearly enough.]

Why is something like this always happening? Zombies, dinosaurs, and now this? You'd think that if they can put up a barrier to keep the water out, they'd find a way to stop ( Read more... )

[ooc: dated to the morning of the 17th.

When the SFC clicks on, he looks... melancholy. Which, granted, isn't an unfamiliar sight to anyone who knows him well enough, but it's quite the opposite of his usual cheerfully fake self.]

Salon's closed for today.

[A pause, before he then adds-]

... Does anyone know where I can buy flowers?

[He can't ( Read more... )

[At first, there's simply a blur of images and the sound of breathing-hard-accompanied by running, though the resounding footsteps in the background makes it clear that he's not... alone, for a lack of a better word ( Read more... )

My, all this talk of anniversaries-it seems that some people have been here for a rather long time, haven't they? I'm impressed that they haven't gone crazy yet! Though time certainly does fly by when you're having fun~ Or, depending on the situation, even if it's not, I guess, ahaha...

[Read: when things are going to hell and you're too busy ( Read more... )

[Yeah, it's definitely not Billy's face that appears on the screen, but rather a certain thief's.

... He looks very much like he wants to die.]

Uh... Matthew? Please tell me you have my... body.

[That sounds so weird-and wait.]

... On second thought, I'm not sure if that'd actually be a good thing or not. But if you do, don't even think about ( Read more... )

[The SFC clicks on from where it was tossed on the bed, revealing Billy with a pair of scissors in his gloved hand, headphones over his ears, standing over a desk with a model head on it. He bats his fairy out of the way with his free hand, before holding the scissors above the hair. He looks... relaxed-a state that, as anyone who's spent enough ( Read more... )

[Hi, Vatheon. Have a view of the ceiling.

One might hear some stumbling, a crash, a cry, and a thud in that order. Fortunately for Billy, nobody can see him grope around the room--though they'll probably notice the light going on, then off, then on, then off, and then on again when Billy gives up.]

Weird...