i have no major, i have no plan, i am unemployed, i am poor, i will be homeless in two months, and i am too lazy to do my chem lab that is due tomorrow or apartment hunt or cook food so i eat bread-toasted or make an eye apointment. i think i have a stomach virus but i would be lazy regardless and i'm cute so none of my me-ness matters.i am wearing ( Read more... )

All of the energy has officially been sucked from my bpdy. go figure.

i'm eating my little peanut butter sammmmmich right now...with a tiny glass of milk. Opening the other bottle was too much work. I WAS asleep...only my tummy was like get me a peanut butter sandwich, bitch!And now i have to wake up at 4:30 and be all out of it, but at least my tummy will be happy cause that's all that matters...listening to a peace ( Read more... )

I just thought of something...there is ONE flaw in my plan...
How will i marry Andy if I'm living in Orlando? Love will find a way, love will find a way...hehehe.

Holla! watching "wicked women" on Jerry, cause it makes my trailer trash ass feel all at home- family reunion like. Speaking of family, i heart my Dad for rawking my face off. Called and talked to him while i walked back from class. I broke the news of me staying and was all making the cringy face because I was expecting him to be all like make up ( Read more... )

so, it's too damn late for like the 11 billionth night in a row, but tonight i'm not up because i'm worried or because i'm doing homework. Ryan and i went out on a date or "friendship building activity" if you will, to Arby's where i got 1 large chocolate milkshake- against his wishes because one milkshake is gonna kill me? so, then we went to see ( Read more... )

table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'>once again...everyone is invited to the wedding...the colors will be lime green and orchid, and we're registered at wal*mart (cause we're ghetto fabulous like that)...how will i have 6 ( Read more... )

I told you, Andy. 26 years and you're mine...
P.s. no joke- no matter how many times idid this or what city i put in, i still married you...coincidence? i think not.mwahahahaha.

i know where i'm supposed to be in ten years, i just have no fucking clue how to get there.so sue me. I'm a sell out who doesn't care whether she ever has a career and just wants to have babies. your point? I am an honest person. Honestly, if the man of my dreams walked up to me right now and was like marry me, have my children, and i'll take care ( Read more... )