Emo people are fuck heads.  < -- That makes me feel better about it though.

so i totally got cussed out by a retard tonight at work. i didn't know if i should've been scared, or if i should've laughed.

So the most bizarre thing ever happened to me today ( Read more... )

so this lady calls safeway today to tell me that a bag of powdered sugar spilled on the ground. she called the fucking store, the same store where she was AT, to tell me "i'm just calling to say a bag of powdered sugar commited suicide on aisle 11"

what the fuck?

service meetings are the epitome of GHEY.

homework sucks.

didn't do my homework tonight cause i decided to do other shit. now i'm doing it tuesday night, and turning it in on thursday, 2 days late...yeah boooooyyyyy.

So I'm in Great Clips, down by the 'Way. <-- Ebonics for Safeway. I'm getting my haircut, and it's all going swimmingly. The day went downward once I said I worked at the 'Way. After that, all the lady cutting my hair would talk about was Joel. Joel this, Joel that. I should've said, "Bitch, shut up and cut my hair." But I was intimidated by ( Read more... )

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Everytime my Computer Science teacher says "Um" I laugh. It's the weirdest sound ever. A really soft "um." Kinda like how a co-worker of mine coughs.

She kinda reminds me of what Mary Poppins might be at a younger age. She also is really pale, so I wonder if she's really alive? WHADDAFUCK?

So today at work was kinda funny. I made fun of the way a co-worker of mine coughs. It's funny.

Also, Priscilla, you're your barbie was crushed in the baler. Three times. I'm sorry, it's dead.