They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... but I'll tell you: two in the hand is pretty nice ( Read more... )

For a little while there I was dating a girl with Vulvar Vestibulitis.  After she had a child, sex became very painful, and she stopped doing it for the most part.  She had some kind of treatment recently that might have helped, but she didn't actually try her tender little vulvar vestibule our on any actual cocks since then.

I like this lady.  She' ( Read more... )

Okay, shit, well now that that dry spell is over.  I guess calling Nurse Large and hitting some nice solid ass was the way to turn on the tap ( Read more... )

On IM yesterday afternoon before me and Nurse Large (names changed to...) had plans:

Blanc Slate: I'm stoked.  You're pretty fun to have a beer with.
Nurse Large: Beer
Her: and sex....hahahaha
Me: Yeah.  beer and sex.
Her: I don't know where we're gonna go.  Maybe the Swizzle Stick?
Me: Sounds proper.
Her: cool
Her: are you able to just stay the night so I ( Read more... )

More memories from back when I could find girls that were into sleeping with me:

1. She used to hold her legs open so wide.  She'd just grab onto both knees and almost fold herself flat.  She would just let me work her over, grabbing for whatever morsel I thought would excite both of us most.  Later I realized how much a woman has to love you to ( Read more... )

Okay, fuck this.  For a fucking sex blog there has been precious little explicit action.  And frankly that's what I'm here for.  So since there's no current explicit action, I'm afraid I must recount some past explicit action ( Read more... )

One time when I was a teenager, not long out of virginity, a friend of mine was bitching about not having a nice girlfriend for sexual gratification.  I asked him (devil's advocately) what a girl could do to him that he couldn't do to himself.

He only thought about it for a moment.  "Surprise myself," he said. Oooh.  Good one.  I always remembered ( Read more... )

I didn't start by whipping it out and just manhandling it with my hand.  I actually came for the first time by accident almost.  I was in 6th grade, it was after school, and I was in the gymnasium watching other kids play kickball ( Read more... )

So I was starting to think it would be nice to have someone to hang out with on Sundays. Right before my birthday, this girl emailed me and asked to be invited to my party. We had a mutual friend. She said I looked cute (myspace) and that she liked kissing.  I gladly sent her an invitation and said hi ( Read more... )

It was lonely telling anonymous and slightly dirty and too TMI to post where my friends couldn't read it over on Blogger.

Those posts are over there.

You're welcome to go read them. But this is a new thing. For 2006. The fire dog year. Cause I gotta get some of this shit out.