'95 lebaron!
white!
rag-top!
very choice!
new trans!
low miles!
this car is tighter than a new born!!!

man...
im at it again.
drinkin' those good ass beers!
smokin' myself into some low birth weight!
eatin' snapper til my jaw feels unhinged... yeah!
bowlin better these days.
my girls fine as fuck!
i have a gnarly ass beard!
hair is getting long up top too!
im having an affair with mary-jane again...

what a nightmare today has been...
up since 10am monday!
its now about a quarter after 6pm on wednesday!
thats almost a day and a half already... and i feel it too!

rode the ol' bike to work last night at 1:30am
clocked at 10am and rode home
tried so hard to sleep but felt like i was almost having a panic attack or a damn heart attack!
the noisy neighbors ( Read more... )

a new bike today ( Read more... )

i really dislike whoreish people ( Read more... )

a friend at work inspired to do this.
i will make up movies in my head and then write reviews for them.

this is what i have so far...

RAUNCHY SLUTS THAT FUCK OLD MEN:
theres a lot to be said for a girl that can felate two 75 year old geritols while taking a serious pounding in the ass pipe by a geezer wearing nothing but RayBans and black dress socks! ( Read more... )

(i will be updating this post every so often! 
check back for more!)

here are some ideas i have!

1. create a new energy drink or "shot." 
 it will taste like your wildest dreams... on steroids!!!
 "no crash!" thats a MUST!
 possible slogan... "YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO AWESOMETOWN!!!"
 these things sell like fuckin bacon cheeseburgers at a fat camp!

2. creat ( Read more... )

in the lunch room at work ( Read more... )

~not so long ago in a nearby city ( Read more... )

i stepped out of the break room and lit up a cigarette at the guard rail.
it was sorta quiet with the exception of a few forklifts buzzing about at opposite ends of the dock.
between quick drags of my delicious marlboro light i heard my good pal and fellow wizard dan smith coming out to the dock.
i left my cigarette in my mouth, clenched between my ( Read more... )