someone made a cartoon of how Grrlie used to wake me up. Every. Bloody. Morning. Except it left out the hair-chewing phase. :)

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Just under my pet peeve for those who would publish a map without a scale (eye twitches), would be an acronym that requires more syllables to pronounce than the phrase it stands in for.

Insipid crime drama: "she died of a GSW" (gee ess dou-ble yu), gun shot wound. Two. More. Syllables. I'm pretty sure people in the field don't say that.

I firmly believe that the first line treatment of mild depression and anxiety should be an english muffin pizza. It's better than a valium. Of course, now that i have let this secret out, the big pharma guys are gonna whack me. So much for gratitude for service ( Read more... )

an email I just got from an astrology site.... can't ....resist....

"Uranus is positioned for summer surprises"

The next tee shirt I'm making, I think it'll sell briskly:

"Why does Crazy have to be so damn hot?"

I found my new favorite summer beer! It is a wheat beer with coriander and a taste of blueberry and citrus, without tasting like a fruit beer! It is da beez neez. Word.
Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat

Maybe it would help my up and down mood if I wouldn't listen to songs with lyrics like these ( Read more... )

In efforts to dispel my melancholia (in the doldrums, feeling lugubrious....) I started saying words out loud that are fun to say. Please to be trying it?

mellifluous
podunk
obstreperous
lilliputian
loofah... LOOFAH!
shenanigans
schtupp!

An alarm-clock that runs away from you. My god. Evil. Brilliant.

I say we all pool together and buy one for Val-chan. Then she will rule the whole! More.

From silly movie "Woman On Top" an exchange that may be the basis for the failure of many romantic involvements between people ( Read more... )