I think the next Discovery Channel show should consist of Bear Grylls from Man Vs. Nature being air-dropped into the beds of deserving thirty-something women. MMmmmmm...

It's beautiful out here.

Reminds me when one day during watching Top Chef or some other (human drama) X (cockfighting) X (talent show), I suddenly had sat up on the couch, flung the remote control away, and announced to the empty room "Reality Reality... the new wave in reality programming! Now interactive!"

And went for a walk.

The whole wheat bread I made last night in the bread machine was dense and moist enough to cut thin to make a grilled cheese. Had to do the bell jar thing to make sure the cheese melted enough but was oh so good. Now if only I had a good knife to slice paper thin tomato.... gaaaahhh ( Read more... )

My brother said there was a 'burlesque-type' event at DNA on Wednesday. I said 'meh'... then I looked up the flyer and Hot Damn, what do I find but the Bawdy Island Beach Party (au-go go... heh).
Pirates and nips?!?!?
Who can resist?

(answer: not me)

I was researching candula oil based products and came across these directions for a botanical hand cream:

"Directions:
Apply a small amount to both hands and massage well into hands and nails. Use when required. Apply at night to help repair and regenerate the hands. Avoid eye contact." (emphasis added)

I started giggling as i imagined moving around ( Read more... )

K just directed me to this unbelievable... art project? human emotion survey? .... not sure yet what it is ultimately, called We Feel Fine.

According to the Mission Statement"Since August 2005, We Feel Fine has been harvesting human feelings from a large number of weblogs. Every few minutes, the system searches the world's newly posted blog ( Read more... )

So I woke up to a few strange men in my kitchen this morning. Well, technically they weren't *in* my kitchen, but they might as well have been. (Luckily I was not wearing very skimpy PJs ( Read more... )

Went to see the Extra Action Marching Band tonight. Was much fun. Fronted by a viciously hot flag team. It's not Crash Worship, but nothing ever will be and I didn't expect it to be ( Read more... )

So I was sitting at the computer in the rolling desk chair and all the sudden the chair was rolling and rocking back and forth & I immediately assumed that it was just Scott jostling me. Because that's what older siblings do. So I ignored it... until my brain registered that I was hearing his voice out in the kitchen. And his wallet chain ( Read more... )

John, whyfor do u have that plant in yr mouth?


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