Last Friday, Payge, Alexis, and myself went to HURRICANE HARBOR!!! For those of you who don't know, it's a water park that attracts trashy people, like us.
I've been saying the word "twat" quite a bit lately. I can't stop. It's an addiction. If there's a place in my flow of speech that I can say the word "twat", I will say it. Sometimes I'll say it where it doesn't belong, like "Hey do you want to TWAT go to the store with me?"
Payge [my awesome roommate], Alexis [my awesome sister], and myself [I'm not that awesome], bought a fish. We named it Pooneh, after a contestant on todays episode of Wheel Of Fortune.
Alexis, Payge, and myself were bored and looking for some random fun, so we headed out to Bob Woodruff Park. There's a playground, a lake, and some scary motherfucking woods
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