i know i JUST updated...but i thought this was funny.

[bleeding_indigo]

We open on a young, slightly built, asian girl (of any possible descent BESIDES Japanese, Chinese, or Vietnamese ya stupid fuck). She is driving a ridiculously large SUV in the small parking lot of a brightly lit Blockbuster. Another car, a smaller grey-ish vehicle, rounds the end of the lot opposite to face the girl's SUV. They near each other

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[theswish]

you have no idea how happy it makes me that you told someone that.

corilicious!

[bleeding_indigo]

let me tell you, my cori, it was definitely weird to walk to the back of the parking lot by myself after that

AND he was buying MOONPIES!

haha. actually he wasn't. but that would be weird and funny though, wouldn't it?

Re: corilicious!

[theswish]

yeah!!!!!!!!!

[rideintothesun]

I had a dream about you last night, Linzi-o. You were holding my hand and leading me around a beach, showing me wonderful things without speaking. We'd just look the same places at the same times, you know? Hmm. Also in the past month I've had like, two sex dreams with you in them. Just thought you'd like to know.

Love,
wifey

bah!

[bleeding_indigo]

i wonder how come i can't have any dreams like that?

meh.

I miss you - I think about you all the time...

When will you send me more music?

the carbonated beverage aisle?

[scriz]

so, was there a carbonated beverage aisle and then a regular beverage aisle? Is that how they do it in Phoenix?

slightly built? ...um...emaciated?

DUDE!!! My cousin married this girl who's Korean and she was at my Nani's house this weekend and I was fucking freaking out...she has the EXACT same body as you...I think she might be your mom or something (he met her while he was stationed in Korea), seriously.

there's always at least two aisles for drinks.

[bleeding_indigo]

1. alcohol
2. soda/pop/soda pop/coke
3. water

Maybe she's my mom! I can go up to her and say, "Are you my mother?"

and have it be like that book.

Also - Jonah's Onelinedrawing is here this month - i saw it and thought of you and colleen.

Re: there's always at least two aisles for drinks.

[scriz]

Now I know that you're either lying or just confused...there is no such thing as a whole aisle of just water...the water at grocery stores is found in the soda aisle.

Have you ever actually been to a grocery store?

Re: there's always at least two aisles for drinks.

[bleeding_indigo]

NO BUT FOR REAL. there's sometimes water aisles.

I put it in italics because it's SOMETIMES

but they really do exist! i swear.

what's an IP address supposed to do anyways?

[anonymous]

I would ask for your ###

...

If I didn't already HAVE it programmed in my phone!

what's an IP address supposed to do anyways?

[bleeding_indigo]

I have no idea about the IP address.

So...um...yeah.

who are you?