Today is my first day at the chamber. I'm gonna inside sale 'em like there's no tomorrow. After i decide which of the god awful expensive 'work wear' ensembles i am going to wear......

So here is a slideshow of my year. It's sort of like....a retrospective.

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Here is a conversation i had with sabah. I am in an airport in texas. She is in a floral shop in queens. Hilarity ensues ( Read more... )

Umm so i really love you all. Specifically, g-wedge, Sabuzzles, justin k, gabby and cupcake fairy--whose real name escapes me at the moment. Umm I'm in france and now i write in a journal called cori_in_france.

i'm also horribly frustrated by the lack of gilmore girls and sex here. oh rory and boyfriend, where fore are thou (s)?

I'm scattering ashes tomorrow....it's supposed to be special and emotional and ceremonial. but i'm just creeped out by the thought of getting dead person soot on my hands. I wish other people would just be over it and stop making me relive it over. and. over. and. over.

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Last night i went to Kate's performance of "the body ballet." Now, imagine eight year olds composed in abstract dance that explained body parts and functions. Now, imagine that my little Kate's role was gas....yes as in farts. so that was HILLARIOUS. (thank god! there was so much drama between her parents before....she asked me if i was getting her ( Read more... )

what's fun about moving back in with your parents?
Nothing. I have "chores."

Oh my god. oh my god oh my god. I just got my paper back from dream crusher (my advisor) who, and i quote, thinks "i write at a bad journalism/ high school level" and hates the word "trends" which was the first word in the title of my paper for his class. uhhhhh. ouch? I mean maybe its true. but if it is shouldnt he give me a bad grade? i mean he ( Read more... )

this is a bad bad day. i have 5, count em 5, papers due tomarrow. early this morning i kicked the powercord out of my laptop whilst stubbing my toe. i later discovered with the help of a lappy doctor that lappy will no longer work. EVER. it is dead. forever.