girls feel eachother up for smack outside our bedroom window.

i am a tattoo whore.

especially when casey says dont worry about the money.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with ( Read more... )

foucault can go fuck himself.

my sleeve is done and its so hot and dorky at the same time itll make your stomach ache... sort like very slow oral.

i asked shane if he could get me a banana this morning and he peeled the entire thing for me.
adorable say what

my partner has decided not to share anything with me but instead with fucking ridiculous internet communities. it is like im living with a room mate. and no matter how hard i try to talk about it the situation is avoided. i think its over.

its so tough cheating on your wife and keeping it from.

You Are 26 Years Old

26

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

the construction workers on the roof of the restaurant so saw me in my fucking undies this morning