Oh, no way. The end of all things has finally come; I'm updating my livejournal again. So much has happened that...well...you know what? None of you truly get to know. Just know that if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left ( Read more... )

I took the SATs today, and afterwards I felt like shooting myself.

I probably got, like, a ten. How sweet would that be.

It's awesome that on the SATs, someone who guesses all the answers has the possibility of getting a lower score than someone that answers no questions whatsoever. That's fucking awesome. Score 1 for the burnouts.

Yeah, it's been about a whole freakin' month since I've updated. In that time, little has happened to boring old me. That is, if you discount the metal and hardcore fest. So fucking kickass...and yet when Fuse covered it, those bastards only hit the 1st and 3rd days, discounting their cover of Strapping Young Lad. First day - mostly hardcore, Third ( Read more... )

So, I'm all sitting in school today and I thought, "Hey, maybe it would be cool to go the library for a little bit and hey, here I am, typing in my livejournal without kyle noll because he is much too cool to think up somethnig this intelligent ( Read more... )

So yeah, Easter sucks ass and I'm about three seconds away from taking out my heroic blunderbuss and getting a 1324 critical aimed shot on a poor little level 1 bunny.

Steven's Shit: Take the first 20 songs that come up on your playlist on random, and add "in my pants" to the end of them ( Read more... )

If chalupas were people, I'd have one as a pet and put it in my mailbox to scare away all the birds.

And then I'd poor warm milk all over my naked body as horny cows licked my erect and docile penis.

Fuck this class, this class causes me pain. Goddamn. I'm typing here and spangler is talking so hold on. Okay, now spangy is not looking again. Matt is being douchy while mike proclaims something about a "fishy dike". I hate him. I also hate kids who skip class everyday. I also hate ninth graders that think that, just because I act like a wierdo ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking christ, this shit that happened with the cops and steve is bullshit. If a cop ever gives me lip again at the mall shit is gonna go crazy, I'll hit him square in the fucking nose then take a bat to his fucking nuts ( Read more... )

D00D, I haven't updated in four days, what the hell? So I says to myself, "should I update? HECK YES!" So here I am, but I'e come to find this shit boring. Damn, I actually did shit this week. On Monday, Kyle and I went to Stevens and Kyle broke steves chair (just by sitting on it), lol, so he folded up the broken pieces and put it in steve's ( Read more... )