I have a reputation I guess

[bleedingtherapy]

Soo I met someone I've never seen in my entire life last night and the first thing she says when I say hey I'm Frank its nice to meet you is "hi Frank, I've heard about you..."
truthfully this is the second time this has happened in the past month
unless James' rumor about me having AIDS is finally surfacing I really have no idea whats going on

Comments

[boatoffalsehope]

it's not a rumor it's the truth.

just kidding all the babes just know you're a stud and word travels fast around girls.

[kangarooster21]

haaaaah. that was so ridiculus. i was like what. you've heard about him.

[hey_gray_cloud]

Girls love the cock. One of your magnitude is well documented on the bulliten board in the woman's hall of secrets. They have ESP once a month, but they call it PMS to cover, which is actually ESP translated into Sanscrit. Men are too dumb to realize that though. They report their stories and any giant penis, is posted by the lunch lady (a woman who know one knows even exists after that 5 seconds of getting your jose ole' burritto) in the hall of secrets. Then, the next ESP/PMS day/days, they all can access the bulliten board and hear of you monstrosity of a penis. DUH!

[bleedingtherapy]

hahah pretty much the best story I've ever heard

[mistervalentine]

youre such a pimp