dear internet:

since you and my computer aren't getting along no matter where i take you two, i guess i'll be seeing less of you.  this is probably a good thing, in some small way, since i know that i got at least five out of forty-nine questions on my math exam wrong this morning.

bullet point update:

1. dark meat's universal indians is awesome

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BETTER OFF DEAD: FUCK YOU, JANUARY!

the damned - machine gun etiquette
rancid - radio havana
small brown bike - sleeping weather, hideaway

nation of ulysses - the kingdom of heaven must be taken by storm
crass - where next columbus?
fugazi - KYEO
black flag - best one yet
refused - pretty face

rocket from the crypt - out of control, return of the liar
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Miss Hilton's Publicist Keeps His Finger on the Pulse

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008830.html

Girl #1: Britney really needs to stop showing her hoo-ha all over Hollywood.
Girl #2: Seriously. If I see one more picture of her vag, I'll vomit.
Girl #1: What, her mother didn't teach her to put on panties?
Girl #2: Or get out of a car ( Read more... )

three plants in michigan

You Can Take the Woman out of Georgia, but You Can't Take the Spit out of Your Coffee ( Read more... )

NO SLEEPER HERE ( Read more... )

That Was Fun! I Should Try Thinking More Often ( Read more... )

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Doctor to patient: Sir, I am going to prescribe you two things -- some burn cream for, well, you know, and some advice: try not to cook without your pants on.

--Beth Israel Hospital Emergency Room

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