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Frat boy: Yo, those chicks are hot. Let's cat-call them. How do you cat-call?
Friend: Ummm...
Frat boy, yelling: Cat-call! This is an official cat-call!

--E Houston & Mulberry

If You Must Sleep with Your Boyfriend, We Recommend Macy's

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Preppy girl #1: Are these boyfriend panties, or are these cheating-on-your-boyfriend panties?
Preppy girl #2: I think they're a little slutty.
Preppy girl #1: So, for cheating?
Preppy girl #2: Yeah.
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wellll, it's been a little while. i haven't done much with livejournal in a while due to weird browser-shutdown problems that arise when i try to comment on other people's entries. but i guess that's no reason to abandon this completely. besides, i can post bigger pictures here.

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alli, everytime i try to post a comment on one of your entries internet explores says error and shuts down!

boo!

WASHINGTON - They started turning out before daybreak in the bitter cold. The antiwar demonstrators amassed on the north side of the Lincoln Memorial chanting demands for peace now. The counterprotesters, fewer in number but no less vocal, gathered on the east side of the Vietnam Wall and shouted political taunts - many laced with obscenities.

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so drunk..


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reading about coal mining in xinjian, china is pretty much not uplifting.

i think i have figured out that sentinels in the x-men represented communism. kinda like the phalanx represented AIDS.

anyway, communism. that one sunk in while looking at this picture.
makes me think of dorms. or prisons. long live the prole. fuck.

of a diversionatory nature:

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Oooh, and Asparagus

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Angry guy: Fuck her and fuck her wedding. I piss on her nuptials. I shit on her nuptials.
Angry wife: I know. I know. But we still have to send a gift.
Angry guy: A gift? I should shit in a box! Tomorrow you get a box from Tiffany's. Today I eat walnuts!

--Trader Joe's, 14th St

my, what a fine spring break it has been. i haven't done shit. i haven't even done laundry. i have reveled in the nothingness. it's been fucking great. i wouldn't trade it for nothin!

i have come to the conclusion that when i get older, a couple things are gonna change. for starters, i'm going to get a dog. i will get up in the morning and walk that ( Read more... )