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7/14: The Dating Sim Meme (Sango, InuYasha)
7/17: The Dating Sim Meme (Kynia, Sailor Moon)

I have a goodly stash of easter loot. Would any pretty lady care for some chocolate~? ♥

Such an interesting sight on the Hogwarts roof. >3 Truly, whoever accomplished such a feat...I applaud you.

Etna, I want to thank you for the wonderful evening. I hope we can repeat the experience some time.

( Private )

I feel the intense need to pamper someone. Any one of you care for a night of dinner, dancing and sweet romancing?

Truly, the sweetest of things. Eiji-kun, I am inexpressably happy for you~~! Tenten is a wonderful young lady. I am a bit surprised that you're sharing a bed already, though....methinks I've rubbed off on you more than we thought. ^_~ Still, I wish you and Tenten-chan the best. ♥ May you be the happiest couple at Hogwarts!! ♥

( Private )

The magic of Valentine's Day is finally over. I'm almost glad, really. The ladies were somehow MORE offended by my advances while under the magical influence than they are normally.... >.> I suspect foul play.

((Strike out barely legible))

GO HUFFLEPUFF! *House pride* x3

( Filtered to Zack )

I DO NOT HIT ON MEN. *shudder* That.....thing with my appearance WAS NOT ME.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take another scalding hot shower. The very thought of touching another man's....ugh....is distressing.

Miroku's evil twin/opposite will be just like him.....EXCEPT HITTING ON GUYS! *shot* Yeah, I know, totally expected. xD But whatever.

Feel free to say that Miroku groped your ass or dick if you're a guy. =3 Or, if you want to log such an event, just poke me at The Dork in Red this evening. >3