I can't take it anymore... I know this goes beyond decency, but you know this is really getting under my skin if I'm overriding my sense of personal boundaries and asking around for this: Right now I'm going to take a hot shower, and when I get out I need someone with strong hands to put me flat on my stomach (I can't bend over), and work their ( Read more... )

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Regarding Hillary Clinton, quoth the Republican: "Someone's gonna have to take the family dog to the vet!"

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Jeff, you might appreciate this

Look! It's another Jesus figure!

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Oh what I wouldn't do right now for a back massage...

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