Stone age? Right. I bet you're older then I am. And probably still living with your mom. Cause you're... lame. It's not your picture. It looks like me. It's not yours and you're a liar and a creep.
Oooh. Ouch. You're only half right; whilst I should be older than you at the moment, this wonderful curse has decided to put a bit of a damper on the age difference here. And I live alone. Which reminds me, how's the van? Nice and roomy? I think it'd be hard to live in it what with the room your mom and her fuckbuddies take up.
It's mine, you dumb fuck. From back when I was seventeen. Looks nothing like you.
[[Sheldon can't come to the computer right now. Mort has emotionally bitch slapped him so heavily through type he's gone off to smoke a pound of marijuana and walk in the city.]]
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What the fuck kind of trick is that???
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*cue slow clapping again*
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Now you can pull answers out of there too because I wanna know where it came from.
Who are you?
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Mort.
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What network thing? Where did you get that picture? I mean it. Tell me.
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The thing you're on. I guess they didn't have computers back in the stone age, huh?
And where the hell do you think I got the picture from? It's mine.
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It's not your picture. It looks like me. It's not yours and you're a liar and a creep.
Just stop it.
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It's mine, you dumb fuck. From back when I was seventeen. Looks nothing like you.
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