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Don't scoff. I had to not only remember my science fair project from 5th grade but instruct a pirate with the attention span of a gerbil step by step.
Eh?

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Where the hell are all my employees?
Anita Blake
Lussuria
Ophelia

You need to get in touch with me.

Is Daisy safe? Someone talk to me.

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Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too ( Read more... )

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Left a cig burning.

My bad.