Unbelievably. I'm clenched so tightly I could produce a diamond with just a lump of coal and my rear orifice.
You too good to fill out an app, sweetheart? It's fine really. I can't afford you without my government footing the bill and as much as I love overkill- you're as subtle as nuking a kitten.
That's something you can do with all of your Christmas presents.
I'm set anyway, babycakes. I don't think you could afford me. Plus, as large of an asshole as you are, how many mortal enemies do you have that are out to kill you? It doesn't sound very exciting.
Re: voice onlyblind_shotDecember 10 2007, 01:02:10 UTC
When do I ever demand anything from you?
I'm not offering you the job. Your husband thinks I need to be put down and I'm not jumping to get the shit end of the stick when he takes another go at me for something silly again.
But I do need a place to stay. My apartment isn't safe. I'm not asking to bunk with you I'm just looking for somewhere I can sleep for a day.
Name: Sakata Gintoki Sex: Male Age: 27 Height: 5'8" Weight: 145lbs Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm quite dashing, if I do say so myself. Silver, naturally-permed hair and mahogany eyes and the like. Have you previously completed course of instruction in Executive Protection? What the hell's that? What weapons do you own? A wooden sword
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Name: Lussuria~ ♥ Sex: Male~ ♥ Age: 25~ ♥ Height: Tall enough ~ ♥ Weight: A good-looking weight because I have the perfect body~ ♥ Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm absolutely beautiful~ ♥ Executive Protection? Do you mean condoms?~ ♥ What weapons do you own? My body~ ♥ Have you ever been convicted of a felony: I am guilty of several, but I've never been caught~ ♥ Are you computer literate: Why, yes~ ~ ♥ Are you a pilot: No~ ♥ Have you worked as a chauffeur: No~ ♥ What languages do you speak: Many; mostly Italian~ ♥ How many times have you seen Whitney Houstons' The Bodyguard: Kevin Costner is just so manly and gorgeousSection II
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I fired my last one for making advancements on my body. Do you have a problem keeping to your job and hands off my junk?
[ooc- Sands is a fellow necrophiliac. He's interested in your char being so open about it and more importantly I'm now interested in the char. He might be hired anyway or entertainment purposes.]
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I'm clenched so tightly I could produce a diamond with just a lump of coal and my rear orifice.
You too good to fill out an app, sweetheart?
It's fine really. I can't afford you without my government footing the bill and as much as I love overkill- you're as subtle as nuking a kitten.
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I'm set anyway, babycakes. I don't think you could afford me. Plus, as large of an asshole as you are, how many mortal enemies do you have that are out to kill you? It doesn't sound very exciting.
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I'm working on the assumption that everyone is out to hurt me. I'm a bit stressed after the last curse.
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I'm not offering you the job. Your husband thinks I need to be put down and I'm not jumping to get the shit end of the stick when he takes another go at me for something silly again.
But I do need a place to stay. My apartment isn't safe. I'm not asking to bunk with you I'm just looking for somewhere I can sleep for a day.
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Sex: Male
Age: 27
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145lbs
Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm quite dashing, if I do say so myself. Silver, naturally-permed hair and mahogany eyes and the like.
Have you previously completed course of instruction in Executive Protection? What the hell's that?
What weapons do you own? A wooden sword ( ... )
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Sex: Male~ ♥
Age: 25~ ♥
Height: Tall enough ~ ♥
Weight: A good-looking weight because I have the perfect body~ ♥
Other physical attributes (how ugly are you, anyway?): I'm absolutely beautiful~ ♥
Executive Protection? Do you mean condoms?~ ♥
What weapons do you own? My body~ ♥
Have you ever been convicted of a felony: I am guilty of several, but I've never been caught~ ♥
Are you computer literate: Why, yes~ ~ ♥
Are you a pilot: No~ ♥
Have you worked as a chauffeur: No~ ♥
What languages do you speak: Many; mostly Italian~ ♥
How many times have you seen Whitney Houstons' The Bodyguard: Kevin Costner is just so manly and gorgeousSection II ( ... )
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[ooc- Sands is a fellow necrophiliac. He's interested in your char being so open about it and more importantly I'm now interested in the char. He might be hired anyway or entertainment purposes.]
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I'll contact you when I need you.
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