Jack is right. The Cat is hideous.

Humping Jesus Christ- it's ugly.

[[ooc: Sands never went to Mexico. So his eyes are just where he left them. He remembers everything the way it was though and knows perfectly well that by the end of this day he'll be blind and mutilated.]]

After talking to Mort, Sheldon is so freaked and upset (not by being in a strange city alone but Mort can really hurt a guy) he's smoked every once of marijuana in the apartment and is wandering the streets of the city. He is armed with a .38 special but he's also very very high and feeling mellow toward anyone who is not pointing out how pathetic ( Read more... )

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Fucking city.
Fucking Blake.

Everyone here just bites my ass.

Oh, Constable..... last night I shot a woman in the coffee house. I'm going to off one stranger every hour until you agree to have dinner with me.

EDIT: Jack, have you tried your toilet yet? I'm going to marry mine. Come over here and preform the service. This is fabulous.

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Mild?

Mild????Actually, yeah. Compared to the ones I remember that curse was pretty mild. I spend an entire day sitting around. But my ass feel asleep on several occasions, if you must know. Also, choosing not to eat squirrel, I am now very hungry. I also have to drop a missile because this agent is not shitting in the woods. I fear wiping ( Read more... )

During my less then consensual stay here the last time I acquired a cat to keep the ticking at bay. My twin has failed completely in collecting the animal and keeping a hold of it even though he's seen it around. I plan to form a PETA group in the city just to picket him. But later for that. Right now I want my cat back. It's Persian and needs eye ( Read more... )

The ticking is back. That means either I'm in the City, or I'm hallucinating a clockwork hell again.

It's been a while, I imagine there's been some turn over in the nut house.

Name, Age, and world of origin.. Don't be shy.

Murdoc hadn't worked with Sheldon in a while. They trained together and got a few of the same assignments early on, but in the years since the Farm, they've taken different paths. Murdoc's keeps him away from any other agents a vast majority of the time, actually, but in most cases he prefers that. When Sheldon called him for assistance, however, ( Read more... )

Sheldon wakes up with the sound of the kid sneaking in Jack's room. He's wrapped around his twin and was in a dead sleep until then. Pearl grabs the baby before he's through the door telling him to let Daddy sleep it off. But now Sheldon is awake. He rubs against Jack and kisses between his shoulder blades but the man is out so he decides to ( Read more... )