I get the GREATEST prank calls.

[blind_pr0phet]

ring ring

Me: Hello?
Them: Hi Asad? It's me.
Me: Who's me?
Them: God.
Me: Oh really?!
Them: Yes, Asad, I have a mission for you.
Me: And that might be?
Them: Asad, I need you to bang as many girls as you can, I don't care if they're old, young, mothers whatever. I need you to have sex.
Me:......
Them: Then chop off your penis and burn it. I

Comments

[jargonese]

:)

[blind_pr0phet]

Okay. Wtf, you're back.

[jargonese]

mhmm.

btw, misszuzu is god :P

[misszuzu]

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