ARGH!!! YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR MEMES!!! STOP POSTING THEM!!! I HATE THEM!! THEY MAKE MY EYES BURN!!!!!

On that note:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.

Get your resolution here

I don't think I'm going to do this. Why would I?! I'm perfectly sane!!

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Jump out of a plane without a parachute.

Get your resolution here

WHO WANTS TO COME?!

Oh man. Ringing in the new year! So crazy! I think I'll write a novel!

youre all jelaous because I'm having a laprary in my room and none of you are ingvited! ahahaha! laprarya? partay! we have alodhcol and there are hot girls and we'dre being awesomeas and you can't come! because i'm so popular and stronga and cool!!

Haruhi! Shampoo! I love you both! weosuhould have a threesomes wedding!

It appears as though Shampoo is going to Cross now. YAY!!!

But...what of Haruhi?

Haruhi...?

Shampoo..?

ARGH!! I'M TOO POPULAR FOR MY OWN GOOD!!!

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!

Both my arms are broken so while it pains me to type out this journal entry, it means that my love and I match in gimpiness and that means we were fated for each other! So it was worth it!

My Christmas Presents are as follows! Please visit me in hospital room 69 to pick them up:
Haruhi: My undying love!
Freechi: A balloon ( Read more... )

Last night was very fruitful indeed! Not only did I beat up Brenner for attempting to oppose me, but I also achieved a life-long friend. We even exchanged friendship bracelets. She said that her friends usually call her Free-chan but as I am MORE than just an ordinary friend, I feel that a new nickname is in order. From now on, Free-chan...I ( Read more... )

My wonderful Haruhi! I have recorded a song of myself singing for your listening pleasure! This song represents my love to you! And it is me singing! I sound just like this when I sing!

My song to Haruhi!!

Love, Mousse

PS: I sang another song for you. Here is it.

Apparently my love for Haruhi is SO strong that when I am hit with Cupid's arrows of love, I pass out. This is most unfortunate because if my love for my dear, sweet Haruhi causes me to lose consciousness, then...well...I'm unconscious. But at least I know we were fated for each other!! ;_ ( Read more... )

I could not find my love anywhere tonight! Apparently...she wasn't working at the cafe tonight. Only some random woman. So I went back to my room and cried.

Perhaps I shall get a job at the cafe.

I met the most wonderful girl today and her name is Haruhi! She is the girl I am going to marry! She is beautiful like the sun with hair that shines, a voice that sings and eyes like pools of water! I am so lucky to have such a radient fiancee.

However, what is this cast that she wears?! Who has hurt my beloved?! He will not get away with it