i jeffro mugngia here by claim this to be my site and soon i will have world domination and any of my jewish peeps that would liek to join my world domination quest will have to have to take a series of test.

Question 1
are you jewish?

end of test

here is another riddle i would lke yall to solve

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? think carefully

I AM THE COOLEST PERSON EVER.... jeff

I just got finished writing this poem it took me a while to find the right words to say. I hope it make some people realize not to take their relationships and life so seriously and just enjoy it ( Read more... )

this is jeff i think i am in love with this girl this girl has a name to find out her name you have to solve my riddle ( Read more... )

once upon a time there was a soldier named giraffe was in love with the most prettiest women ever she also had the most beautiful name he ever heard her name was Mrs Lowe was she pretty he knew he was i love wit her the first time he laid eyes on her he remembered the first time they made love under the stars (is that all they did)??? one day lowe ( Read more... )

One day i was in an airplain going sky diving when i jupmed i forgot my parachute so i sterted to flap my arms all of a sudden i startde to fly it was amazing i was like peter pan so i flew to neverland to go fight captain hook i snuck up behind him and started to hit him with my swoird but i forgot it was only made of wood so i was like f'in ( Read more... )

HEY its Shelbo im on Jeffs journal! woah! haha go Shelby! lol...well i just wanted to say HELLO! lol

<3333333333 YOU GUYS!!

OH bye the way Jeff thinks im cooler then all of you!

this is the giraffe from toys r us one day i went to the store and tis hott guy was looking at me from a far distance so i started to flirt with him iat first i licked my lips and blew him a kiss. then i got the courage to walk up to him and ask for his name when i looked closely it was a old women dressed like a boy??? well she was still hott and ( Read more... )

This is the stupiest web site ever I dont get nothing about it If i ever figure out how to get out of read-only mode it will be a freakin miracle. This is bull shi*

TATA jeffrey the giraffe