Gilbert, you are outrageously expensive.

[blitzkriegzwei]

I was talking with Lithuania and Greece about the upcoming 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall (don't confuse that with the Reunification), and a certain article caught my eye (you'll see it in the chat log):

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[freedomringer]

Wow...Gilbert you are SUCH A DOUCHE MAN XDDDDD

*points at Germany* Hey! Germany! Ludwig! Wurst-Man! ave him work for...ME! I shall have him do work on..SOMETHING. Like..SOMETHING!! *thumbs up* Leave it to the HERO!

[blitzkriegzwei]

Thank you for saying that so that I didn't have to.

But, as for having him work for you... are you sure he wouldn't just be using you to get to Canada and his pancakes/maple syrup? I have a feeling that sending him to you would be a little counterproductive. And really? Wurst-Man? That's... terrible.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be IMPROVING relations with you. Well, I'm sure you'll be seeing him soon, anyway.

[freedomringer]

Eeehhh I have a policy of "Go near my Maple's broder and I get the mounties and border potrol to shot you." So I highly doubt Gilbert will get far.

And yes, wurst-man. So much more hysterical then any of the other names I came up with.

YAY! I get to have a play-date with Gilbert soon 8DDDD

[lavativo_goloso]

Gilbert costs more than brother Romano does...!

(actually North Italy reiceves from the government the 10-15% of funds they've decided to give while South Italy takes the "remaning" 80-75%... And guess what? South is still underdeveloped because of Mafia. Who'd have guessed that uh? =_=" )

Prussia-san please get a job, Ludwig is enough busy with work without you being a freeloader

[blitzkriegzwei]

I'm not surprised at all. As demanding as your brother is, he doesn't consume nearly as many resources. Or does he? Given the statistics I've seen, it looks like you're having a little trouble too...

And thank you for seconding the motion. I need all the extra votes for Gilbert getting a job I can get.

(OOC: O____O That's... a really screwed up statistic. D: Geez, Romano, get your head on straight! XP)

[lavativo_goloso]

Apparently he does =__=

(I think Romano won't ever get his head on straight >-< leaving all the work for me-, uh, I mean us living in the north)

[great_prussia]

HeyHEY! I'm not the ONLY one drinking the beer U__U or eating the ice cream! and what the hell that's just....you have no proof U__U

And I do important stuff allready all days. Too impirtant foryou to understand, West. I don't have TIME to work I'm so awesome.

And you two commentors!.....will have a talk with you. Italy..you can make me a lunch for saying that because you're cute. America...keep your burgers. I'm more awesome.

[blitzkriegzwei]

So, he finally shows himself!

So what if you're not the only one drinking the beer or eating the ice cream? I don't take nearly as much or as often as you do! You're the only one who eats the strawberry ice cream, and half the time, I don't even get to start on my own ice cream before I open it and notice it that half of it is mysteriously gone! Care to explain that?

And... important stuff, right... I don't buy it. I don't buy it at all. You'd better tell me what you're doing down there other than eating, sleeping, drinking and... yuck. That stuff. You know what I mean. (OOC: S-sorry, Gilbert. D:)

I said it once, and I'm going to say it again:

GET A JOB, GILBERT.

[lavativo_goloso]

tsk, you and that idiot of my brother won't get any lunch for me untill you both get a job!

*feeling stressed*

(OOC: italy's being ooc here, but poor baby, he always has to do everything in his house XD )

[greecetan]

I'll be waiting for that talk... >:3

Although if you're eager for it, I'll be in Athens for a while, so you can perhaps find me there.

[tortured_baltic]

You should perhaps send him to a place specializing in helping others find jobs. I do not know if you have those at your house, but it would be a good idea to look.

Perhaps even get him a job he in something he is interested in.