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new cellphone - 815-954-0963

to do list
1. be a rap star (myspace.com/blakegardnermusic)
2. write my novel
3. write my childrens book
4. save lots of money
5. visit kelsey in china
6. farm

AAAAAAAH.
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sidenote: before you turn your cellphone off for the day, remember to tell your roomate where the dog is.

recipe for a day off:

turn off cellphone, unplug clocks, cover the clock in the car with a gum wrapper. stay away from computers. dont think about school. go for walks. practice spanish. play with dog.

whys it always gotta escalate
into an escapade
in my escalade?

chillin like an eskimo
down in kokomo
i got ice to make.

by blake gardner

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my main complaint with facebook is that it isnt honest enough. my news feed should read like this ( Read more... )