Days later and I still feel like shit. I didn't know alcohol had an expiry date. Would have been fucking handy to put it on the fucking bottle! I wonder how old that stuff was, anyway.

Fuck, I don't even want to think about vodka, nevermind look at it.

So back in Azeroth. Fucking yay. Seth, I found the perfect vacation spot for you here. Feel free to go and never come back. I'll come back and laugh at your frozen ass I promise ( Read more... )

I hate time out! It's so BORING. More boring than meditating.

I'm not gonna stay here. I'm gonna go sneak out and scare the girls again. With a REAL snake!

Characters: see subject line
Rating: PG
Setting: Mahaado's shop
Summary: Mado returns from his journeys with some bad news.

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I'm back.

Mahaado, we have a big fucking problem coming our way. And I need you to help heal this wound for me.

Mahaado's been poisoned. Really badly poisoned. Now before the insults start flying let me make perfectly clear that it takes A LOT to knock Mahaado on his ass. And even then, I'm able to help him through it by taking some on myself (unlike the rest of you wimps I have 20+ years of poison training). I can't help him this time. Whatever Marik's ( Read more... )

Joy, I have boobs again.

Only this time they're not mine...Kisara try not to do too much in my body all right? That could be bad.

30% alcohol says it all ( Read more... )

Mahaado, where the fuck are you?! You better not be dead...

Azizi I can tolerate. So long as he doesn't stay underfoot, I can tolerate the furball and resist the urge to punt him.

But not Azizi plus four!

Honda, did Azizi ever mention having relatives? Because if this is some kind of trick I'm going to blow the damn furball up myself.

I need to go shopping again...