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I just went to a pub for my lunch and had chips topped with beans and sausages! YUMMMMMMMYY!!! Only trouble is i am so full i can't move. My button on my trousers is under immense pressure.

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans ( Read more... )

What kind of disease are you?

caroline:
caroline is caused by Satan.


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Has anyone else discovered the delights of chorizo. Yum yum. Very stinky though.........

I have just eaten rather a lot of fruit, apples, grapes and cherries. My teeth have gone purple!

The mad old bitch has returned ( Read more... )

I have recently returned from my holiday. I went to Tunisia. Everyone I have spoken to about it since i came back has said, 'god I am glad you hated it, it was awful when i went!' Why did no one tell me this before ( Read more... )

I have just devoured my lunch and its only 10.30- Tuna roll and hula hoops. YUM

I cannot cope anylonger with the mad people that live in my block of flats. I feel like killing them all. The madwoman upstairs is stalking me. I couldn't avoid her last night so had to go out. Then there is the man downstairs and all his friends making noise til midnight (watching damned football)- I could hear the telly, the voices, the cheering ( Read more... )