i said god damn.

[blonde_nerd]

Things that I've done this week that I regret.
(note: some may be sarcasm)+puking on Myles' toilet

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[this_euphemism]

we should write a book.

when you hit the table, i didn't know whether to laugh or call 911.
i laughed.
really fucking hard.

[blonde_nerd]

my bruise on my knee looks like a motherfucking hickey. damn. i am the poster child for people who shouldn't drink.