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Prince Philip...he's a card.

To a driving instructor he met during a stroll in Oban, Scotland:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them past the test?"

Break was good. You've all heard enough to know that. He called me last night! yay...

Anyway, ttyl...catch you on the flip side, homies...hahahaha...

JAKE GYLLENHAAL CAME TO OUR SORORIY HOUSE!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M AN ALPHA CHI OMEGA!!!!!!!!

My sister and your sister
Proudly wear the lyre
My sister and your sister
Gonna set this school on fire
Talkin' 'bout
A-L, A-L, P-H, P-H,
A-C-H-I-O
A-Chi-O at USC
It's the only way to go...

Woohoo! Those lyrics are probably a little off, so I'll fix it when I know the whole song, but yay for me!!!!!

A-Chi-O pride,

Sleepy...so sleepy...I kinda wanna take a nap before I go out tonight...but that would mean I'd have to take my contacts out...and get up in an hour to get ready...so maybe it's not worth it ( Read more... )

I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
-Lyrics from the song "Never Say Never" by Queens of the Stone Age

I saw my little birdie friend today. It was nice.

I guess that's all I had to say.

Hmmm...so much has really happened, it seems, in the past few days. I can't believe I didn't update all through the weekend!! But now, it doesn't seem like much happened at all, and it's really not worth re-telling ( Read more... )

BASEBALL GAME!!! TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!! IT WORKED OUT PERFECTLY!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!! OMG, WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR...