I don't know what it is about Livejournal, but it saps away any type of literary creativity from me. I enter blog-state, where the most expression invested into a sentence is in the form of an emoticon. It was worse eight or so years ago ( Read more... )

"I swallowed poison apple bitterness.

He has those rock hard abs, defined in a plastic Ken doll kind of way, but this one has a fully functioning libido, this Ken is doing every barbie doll in town. He even has the blank Ken doll stare and the Ken doll manufactured personality. Put your words in his mouth and he'll say everything you want to hear" ( Read more... )

I can't really write so I've been reading all my LJ entries back until my own narration started to annoy me (roughly 3 years ago). Seriously, I need to cut back on the 'XD' emote because I believe it was being used approximately ever 2.5 sentences ( Read more... )

Me and Mike finally redeemed my complimentary tickets to Le Reve at the Wynn. We were both frightened at first when a talking baby head told us to turn off all cell-u-lar phones. The show redeemed itself with a incomprehensive storyline and incredible prettiness/people diving in water from crazy heights ( Read more... )

I've already been mistaken for Angela at work twice :\ Which has led my manager to tell me that I need to do something with my hair or something different to differentiate myself otherwise she'll be able to steal any of my clients ( Read more... )

And on sale! I'm thinking of buying something for my aunt since she's my Santa buddy this year.
I'm hoping the Dillards sale goes on again when I get my paycheck! I wish I was buying something for myself because I really like the Cinderella key and lock necklace and the Alice bracelet.


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Blissful, blissful numbness! Thank you modern painkillers! I don't care if I ruin my liver, I am now an Aleve addict.

Edit: I take it back! Aleve did nothing, owwwwwww! 2,500 today though, yay!

So my feet hurt like nothing else, omg. My feet, my knees, my toenails. The new Dansco shoes Mike got me are nice though, I wasn't limping at the end of the day :D ( Read more... )

ThanksgivingMy family: 5 kinds of pie but no stuffing...hmmm ( Read more... )

So me and Mike decided to get his family together at his Grandfather's for Thanksgiving this year. Since his grandmother passed away a year ago, they haven't had much of a holiday get together going on since that was her thing to organize ( Read more... )