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[bloodwithcoffee]

Hey. Guys. Uh.

Did anyone see Tobi? I mean. Did Zetsu and Kisame just chop him up and add him in as a secret ingredient in sandwiches and shit? Because he just fucking dissapeared. PleasetellmeI’mnottheonlyonewhonoticed. It’s fucking dull; I mean. There’s always Deidara for entertainment, but he’s so fucking boring; ‘bomb this’, ‘yeah that’.

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[origamicupcake]

[is scowling a bit from her position by the register]

Since when did you care about Tobi, Hidan? You're always telling him to go away...maybe he finally listened.

DEATH GLARE;

[bloodwithcoffee]

Shut up woman! Tobi is a good boy! Don't you diss him! Since when did you start picking on the young? Witch. Blasphemer. HEATHEN.

Stares at him like he just sprouted three heads and wings

[origamicupcake]

...What. The. HELL. Hidan.

More glaring

[bloodwithcoffee]

Shut up!
Aren't you the head of office here or something?
YOU go FIND him.

Thinking that Zetsu finally snapped and had a go at him is distracting me from my work. I can't work under these conditions, seriously!

AHAHAHAHAH Oh god XDD

[cup_of_smex]

.... Hm, I texted him the other day with no responce...
When did you start to care about Tobi-chan?

>>;

[bloodwithcoffee]

...Shit.

Hey, Itachi... uh... I've been meaning to ask.
How do you... feel... about, well, ok, uh, kids. Howdoyoufeelaboutkids?

ITACHI = CLUELESS FOR THE SAKE OF LULZ

[cup_of_smex]

Hmm.. it is mildly concerning..

...Kids? What do you mean how do I feel about them? What's that have to do with anything?

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[bloodwithcoffee]

No shit, yeah? He could be dead! We'd never know! Fuckittyfuckfuck. Zetsu snapped. I know it. I just know it. I can feel it in my bones. Shit, the poor kid. Oh my Jashin. When did you text him? Here, let me try.

Uh, well, I just woke up thinking this morning and uh... wait, just answer the bloody question!

[cakeandmoney]

The fuck is wrong with you today.

[bloodwithcoffee]

The fuck is wrong with your face, always?

[cakeandmoney]

How creative. I'm so insulted.

If you're going to do drugs, you should at least make it a little less conspicuous.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Can't be more creative if you don't give me something to work with.

...I don't do drugs, shitface. Unless it's eating your food; but that doesn't count.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Why the fuck do you care where that brat is, un? I'm not tellin.

[cakeandmoney]

Don't forget that he called you 'boring'. Tche. As if Hidan has any room to talk.

[cake_is_a_bang]

He did? THE ASSHOLE. I'm anything but boring, un!

[cakeandmoney]

At least you keep things a bit...lively. But touch my register and it's OVER.

[double_nomsalot]

Tobi's absence is indeed disconcerting. But I promise you I had nothing to do with it.

...Perhaps we ought to search for him together, Hidan-san.

[cup_of_smex]

Ah, Zetsu-kun, I've been looking for you.

[double_nomsalot]

Have you.

Is there something you need from me, Itachi-san?

[cup_of_smex]

Mm, I was thinking we could go out for tea in the botanical gardens. I hear you are an expert in the area.