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MYSTERIOUS ATTRACTION WHIPLASH
My deepest regrets, Hidan-san; but I fear something urgent's come up. I won't be able to come to your apartment today. Please accept my apologies, and I do hope that I haven't inconvenienced you too terribly. I will reimburse you for the bow.
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[hello! again! :D]
My apologies for my prolonged absence. I realize I left quite suddenly and with little warning; but certain things are more important even than the good work I do here. Namely, the appearance, deep in the Sumatran rainforest, of a rare Rafflesia blossom. With mere days in which to view the precious Corpse Flower before it withered - to say nothing ( Read more... ) -
To whom it may concern (namely, the morons out for his blood)
It occurs to me that tonight is a very good night to move the carnivorous plants to the hallway into the apartment. After all, that flytrap is running out of space in the living room. Perhaps I should consider a move - eight-foot ceilings might prove to be inadequate for this year's crop after all ( Read more... ) -
Orders are orders, but...
What do pumpkins have to do with anything? -
The triumphant return
Name: Zetsu
Age: 23
Position: Chef
What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Shortly after the closing, I took a part-time job at a local garden center. But after that incident with the clippers However, I found the work not to my liking - the abuse the staff inflicted on the camellias was a travesty - and soon quit.
Place wasn' ( Read more... ) -
Valentine's Day~
People need to celebrate flowers as much the rest of the year as they do that one special day, I think. Everyone I passed seemed to be carrying a bouquet. Such a marvelous excuse to carry roses everywhere; if only I could get away with it the rest of the year ( Read more... ) -
'Tis the season...
Well, this year's poinsettia crop came out beautifully. I've taken the liberty of placing one on every table, to lend a festive air to the cafe. I've found that a certain crossbreed produces black flowers - a strange genetic anomaly but not an unpleasant one ( Read more... ) -
Thanksgiving dinner
It's not celebrated here, of course, but next week is a major food holiday in America. The entire day of "Thanksgiving" is centered around a single hearty meal, with traditional foods served to families who gather together to share in good company ( Read more... )