[hello! again! :D]

[double_nomsalot]

My apologies for my prolonged absence. I realize I left quite suddenly and with little warning; but certain things are more important even than the good work I do here. Namely, the appearance, deep in the Sumatran rainforest, of a rare Rafflesia blossom. With mere days in which to view the precious Corpse Flower before it withered - to say nothing

Comments

[cake_is_a_bang]

Can you eat it?

[double_nomsalot]

As it reeks of decaying flesh, I don't see why anyone besides me would want to.

[cake_is_a_bang]

If it smells then why the fuck do you have it in your apartment?!

[double_nomsalot]

It's a rare and beautiful flower; a vision of transience that blooms only once and briefly, deep within jungles where none are present to witness its beauty but the uncaring flies.

[bloodwithcoffee]

That's one shit ugly flower! Do you realize how much fucking work we had to do while you were busy prancing around after THAT? Fuck, it's ugly.

[double_nomsalot]

And what do you find beautiful, Hidan?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Many things. NOT THAT.
You better be kidding about the slideshow.

[double_nomsalot]

No, tell me. I have to know by what standards of beauty you are judging my flower.

Why would I joke about that?

[origamicupcake]

For the lack of not being able to NOT sound like a girl here...

The thing is ugly, Zetsu. Why would you want something called a Corpse Flower?!

[double_nomsalot]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[origamicupcake]

[slightly creeped out look] You know what...no, I don't think I do...