Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Stewie's been driving me crazy all mornin' so I hung him up by his over-all straps. You should see him; his little legs are kicking, and he's swearing up a storm! It's the cutest thing I've seen in ages

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[kali921]

*DIES*

Oh, Captain, the cuffs DO match the collar.

[bloody_bottle]

*raises eyebrow and leers salaciously*

Well, then young missy!

*gets up from chair and makes a show of taking off his shirt (as his pants are already missing). Prepare to be boarded!

On hands on deck indeed...

[prince_laurelin]

I can bring you a barrel of my Adar's wine from Mirkwood, if you promise to bathe like.

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Bathe? With soap 'n all that? Because I took a swim today. Surely that counts?

And I'd be glad to take a barrel of wine off'n yer hands, if ye don't mind.

Re: Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[prince_laurelin]

I suppose it counts a small amount. Like some company to drink it with?

::unloads a barrel of Laketown wine::

Re: Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Absolutely! I'm afraid the shack is a bit of a mess. Stewie threw one of his infamous "sexy parties" last night, and we haven't picked up yet.

Please, come in!

[jago_ateva]

May one offer you a sponge, to help clean, Captain-ji?