I'm officially resigning as a Sages moderator. I have been meaning to do it for a while ( Read more... )

Why the FUCK is no one able to tell me where Tabby is?

Oh. Because I keep forgetting to ask.

...

Goddammit all to the bowels of bloody hell!

There just are no words for this.

No words, no feelings, no livejournal mood icon. 6 years I hold back.

*sighs* I can't even bring myself to be sorry.

I met the most delightful woman last night. She's so gorgeous and evil. She's the love of my life, I'm sure of it. She even marked me so no other vampires would try to kill me. We're going to dance on the grave of the world one day ( Read more... )

I'll be gone for a while. Tabby can get into contact with me, when she's ready.

I'm truly sorry.

*saunters into the shack and through the living room, looking particularly content*

*wakes up in Fight Mode, waving his arms over his face in an attempt to protect himself from what turns out to be a carrier pigeon sitting unconcernedly on his chest*

Pennyworth? I thought she killed you!

*looks at Leela's empty half of the bed* She snuck out! I feel so... used*limps out of the bedroom (his back having lost a great deal of ( Read more... )

And where exactly is the fucking coffee? *kicks over a pile of Stewie's mechanical crap in the kitchen*

There has never been MORE of a hangover than I have right now, I'm in a bad mood, and I can't even have coffee because it's just FAR to much to ask that the coffee be kept where I put it. After all, why would the coffee actually be where it ( Read more... )

Tabby and Jimmy are back together. Looks to me like Tabby's going to be bottom-rung of a three step ladder, savvy? As well as Meals On Wheels for Adrian. I do not understand that girl ( Read more... )

God, Jack is positively insufferable when he's in love. He sings. It's not a bad singing voice, really, but he never stops. To make matters worse, it's old sea-shanty type crap, and he only knows about half the words ( Read more... )