Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

*wakes up in Fight Mode, waving his arms over his face in an attempt to protect himself from what turns out to be a carrier pigeon sitting unconcernedly on his chest*

Pennyworth? I thought she killed you!

*looks at Leela's empty half of the bed* She snuck out! I feel so... used*limps out of the bedroom (his back having lost a great deal of

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Stewie Griffin, here.

[bloody_bottle]

*toddles into the bathroom, where Jack is very carefully brushing his teeth*

Fresh scratches on your back, there, Jack.

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Thanks for the tip, Stewie.

Stewie Griffin, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Not at all, Jack.

That was Leela, then? Or shall I be expecting a catfight between Leela and Annamaria?

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

No.

[leela1]

*Knocks on door, leans against doorframe*

Anyone up yet?

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Yeah, come in love!

*is lounging on the couch*

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[leela1]

Morning Jack -
I left my spear this morning..just came back for it.

And *giggle* I wanted to make certain you hadn't died from blood loss

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[bloody_bottle]

*beckons you close enough to grab and pulls you into his lap*

I'm fine. I think I might have exploded a disk in my back, or something. But other than that, I'm fantastic.

I notice you didn't limp in... I'll have to try harder next time. *wicked grin*

[serialxoxlover]

*Bangs on the door singing a very loud country song*

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

Eh?

NICE icon, mate. What?

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[serialxoxlover]

Thanks.
I'll trade you a cigar for more of those french smokes.

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[bloody_bottle]

I don't smoke cigars, mate. And I'm out of french cigarettes. I'm smoking Turkish ones now. They're stronger.

Did you come all the way over here to bum smokes off me?