Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

There just are no words for this.

No words, no feelings, no livejournal mood icon. 6 years I hold back.

*sighs* I can't even bring myself to be sorry.

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For Stewie Griffin

[theywhispertome]

One - lovely young lady's head, her hair slightly haphazardly in two plaits, as Dru has not really been much of a hairstylist, ever. (Everyone will now cough and look at Spike, who is refusing to look anyone in the eye)

Dark haired, blue-eyed, bears a striking resemblence to her murderess.

With the accompanying note:

For Auntie's Bad Little Boy

Re: For Stewie Griffin

[bloody_bottle]

*toddles in to the fridge to get out the coffee, and freezes*

Oh, it's too lovely! She shouldn't have! Oh, my, it's just too much!

*crawls up into the fridge and lightly kisses the head's forehead*

I have to photograph her! *runs off to get a camera*

[leela1]

*Note on table*

Dear Jack:

There's a word Jack. There are several of them.
Compassion, that's a start
Inner-strength, now there's another. (2-words, but stil)
Humanity - now that's a word to meditate to.

The words I'll be meditating on today -
Love
Acceptance
Compassion
Guess we both have meditating to do.

By the way, I was bored so I kinda picked up a little bit around here; then I saw that. Then I cleaned the bathroom, because I couldn't stop throwing up.

You really do sleep heavy - I kissed you while you were sleeping. Twice actually - I never kissed you goodbye last night.

Love you
Still (hopefully) Your Leela.

[bloody_bottle]

My Dear Leela,

I was very happy to see your note when I woke up. But, then, when I went to sleep last night, I never figured I'd live through the night.

Your note thrilled me, love, but something tells me you sent it before you knew what I did. She's protecting me still, isn't she? Or I'd already be dead.

My feelings for you haven't changed in the slightest, my Leela.

Love,
CJS

[leela1]

We. Need. To. Talk.

Now. Jack.

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

I'm here, love.

[serialxoxlover]

*Bangs on the door*

[bloody_bottle]

Well hello, human. *grins* Come to steal my rum?

[serialxoxlover]

How did you know?

*Walks inside past Jack*
I was going to share this tequila but it's almost gone now.

Captain Jack Sparrow, here.

[bloody_bottle]

*dryly* I'm a touch psychic.

Do yourself a favor and don't look in the fridge. There's a gifty for Stewie from Drusilla in there. It's pretty gruesome. *pause* Actually, you might want to see it.

Rum's in the freezer if you like it cold. There's more in the pantry if you want room-temperature.

[leela1]

Dear Jack,

I let myself in...I couldn't find what I needed alone, so I'm hoping you don't mind if I look for it here.

Please don't wake me, I'd like to sleep longer than you for a change...

Confused and Loving you
Me

[bloody_bottle]

*sees the note and lays down on the couch to sleep*

[leela1]

*deep breath, opens eyes* whoa, it's dark...where am I?

[bloody_bottle]

Someplace dark, love.

[engelkith]

*comes in laughing*

Stewie, are you here? So many surprises for me, but I have one of my own! I just need some advice.

[bloody_bottle]

I'm here, Prince. Please, come in.

[engelkith]

Thank you. I've been pondering a sticky situation, and I think you might like what I've come up with. It will mean a world of hurt for Jack, possibly mentally scarring him, and yet I won't have to touch Leela!

[bloody_bottle]

Sounds ideal. How can I help, My Prince.