I am SO tired. That damn pirate woke me up at 6:00 am to talk about his adventures with the zombie and Desire and blah blah blah. All I really got out of it is that apparently Jimmy and Jack made out for a while, and somehow this averted a crisis.

Whatever.

In any case, the shack is an absolute disaster area, Jack's already blitzed out his ( Read more... )

*groan* That zombie is one dirty son of a bitch. There's blood when I pass water, and my mouth tastes like graveyard dirt.

'ello, all! It's your old pal Jack. Stewie's gone to spend the night at Charlie Manson's house. Somewhere in California, if I read the note right. Between you and me, that baby's got the worst handwriting I've ever seen. I can't make out half o' what he writes ( Read more... )

Well, Jack and I got back today. The shack was both thoroughly cleaned and repaired while we were gone, so I can't actually hear the wind whistling through the ceiling anymore. That was nice ( Read more... )

Our captors got wind of our little kerfuffle over in sages_of_chaos and have come to take us to "family therapy". Jack was just drunk enough to try to fight them. I'll admit I got quite a thrill out of watching them tranquilizer-dart him. He's in a coma in the floor of a government SUV as I type this ( Read more... )

'ey, don't be listening to that barmy little codger. Your old pal Jack is just fine. AnnaMaria swung by a bit ago, and I've been visitin' with her down the lane. See, her flat is much nicer than ours, and doesn't reek of dirty diapers. Can't blame a fella for wantin' a little time off, yeah?

You know, I just don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I should be updating every day! And I'm SO behind over on sages_of_chaos. I mean, I'm a friggin megalomaniac baby! What the bloody hell else am I doing? It's not as if I'm a fulltime college student who just got done taking first semester finals while working 30 hours a week, plugging away on a ( Read more... )

Well, haven't I had the day from hell? I finally completed work on my hovercraft and took it out for a spin. I was going to see if I could find a Bloomingdale's so I could do a little Christmas shopping and maybe find a Radioshack so I could mine parts for a new stun gun. However, my plans were thwarted when I got distracted by a billboard for ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a long time since I've updated. Jack's been violently ill for over a week, and he vomited all over the laptop. I had to get a Gateway computer specialist over here to fix it. When he finally bothered to show up, little snot was suck a prick, I made him eat his own ear before I killed him ( Read more... )

Behold my glorious new icon, adapted from a picture given to me by SoC's newest adviser, Doom!

You will bow to me ( Read more... )